Well, that’s cool and all, but you and your feelings need to get out.

thatcroatianchick:

‘Ey! I’m taller than Jimmy for christ sake!

Yeah, sorry man, if ya worried or somethin’. Those bonehead cops picked me up for some phoney crime or somethin’ I didn’t do and it took them FOREVER to figure out I didn’t do it! But I’m back! What’s been goin’ on?

Well, lot’s of things! I’ve made pretty good friends with that nerd, Beatrice. You know, B. We gave her friend Bucky a wedgie those couple of times.
I picked up a couple of things for you while you were out too! That Harrington brat had a party ‘round Christmas and I managed to stick around long enough to grab you some party favors. He was giving out iPads and stuff! Oh man, I wish you could have been there. Lola and B-…Actually, never mind.

(Source: mydrunkkitchen)

doctortrudeau:

walktall-peanut:

poundcaketime replied to your post: Guess what guy got a new bike?

For Christmas? Or did you lift it?

For Christmas!!

That’s wonderful! Now you don’t have to spend as much valuable time constantly fixing up the old one. You can have more time freed up for racing…and studying!

Hahahhaa, yeah right! Now I can tear apart my old one and see what I can use to spruce my new one up

For Christmas? Or did you lift it?

For Christmas!!

This guy-

Oh hey guys, what’s going on here?

lovelylittle-lady:

GIVING gifts is confusing.

Don’t worry your pretty little head over that. I got Johnny’s gifts covered.

doctortrudeau:

walktall-peanut:

doctortrudeau:

Me too, B!
Hehe, yeah well, I should  watch out. With some practice you might be able to catch up to me.

Really?! You think so?

Yeah! You may need to lose the skirt though.

I will if you quit wiggling your eyebrows like that!

I- 
WHOA
I didn’t mean it like that,B!